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500 stewards on match days, 100 turnstile operators, 2 ground doctors, 3 sets of paramedics, etc Overal ~1200 personnel LFC one of the few clubs which has all own stewards and not agency's stewards....


Kit manager talking about his job


Head of analysis (hot guy) talking about his job


Head groundsman who started working with Shankly.


Laundry assistant shows all Carragher's training kit. Could someone translate for me about towels and referee? Stevie, Carra, Torres go 3-4 tops per game?


Head of Physical Therapies


Phil Munro about what lads eat


Dr Peter Brukner, the Head of Sports Medicine and Sports Science

more one-liners

So many idiots, so few bullets.

Never go to bed angry, stay awake, plan your revenge.

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.

When I was born, devil said: Ohh, shit!... competition.

Don’t follow me (I’m lost too).

Don’t tell people about your problems. 70% of them don’t care and the rest 30% are glad.

Living is easy with eyes closed.

People say you cannot live without love… I think oxygen is more important.

It’s funny how day by day nothing changes, but after awhile when you look back, everything is different.

Good boys/girls are found in every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round.

It’s better to dye on your feet, than to live on your knees.

If he was half as good as he thinks he is, he’d be twice as good as he is.

Nobody is perfect. I’m nobody.

The most important thing in life is not things.

If your heart was really broken, you’d be dead so shut up.

When I’m right no one remembers, when I’m wrong no one forgets.

Save paper… don’t do homework.

Keep the school clean… stay home.

Never underestimate the stupidity of idiots.

If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.

When nothing goes right, go left.

Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.

I’m not paid enough to be nice with you.

Please, don’t interrupt me when I’m ignoring you.

Teachers call it copying, we call it teamwork.

When you work nobody care, when you stop everybody stare.

I’ll try to nicer if you stop being an idiot.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

If you’ll break my heart, I’ll brake your face.

The friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out. (Grace Pulpit)


i love one-liners

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

 A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

 A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

 Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

 We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

 My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

 A fool can ask more questions than any wise man can answer.

 "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." (Groucho Marx)

 I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

 Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

 You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

 Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

 There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!

 I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Today, tomorrow & forever, there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know chose - YOUR OWN.

But you can argue until the cows come home and you’ll never win.  Ronnie Whelan

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Public transportation: "When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."

I know milk does a body good, but damn -- how much you been drinking?

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

 Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your

 Cofee? Tea? Me?

 “‎Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice.” Ellen Degeneres

 My imaginary friend thinks, that you have serious mental problems.


Message by George Carlin

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but
shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
but have less; we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and
smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more
problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

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Feb. 14

So i just want to say that I love Liverpool Football Club.

And also 15 years ago today 14 02 96 the Legend Bob Paisley passed away. RIP. YNWA.



I love LFC

So there was article:
James Lawton: While Anfield mourns loss of a star, Dalglish is building sparkling future

Some of of the more sensitive Liverpool fans may feel hurt, even marginalised, by the announcement of Fernando Torres that he was so pleased to be joining a "top-level" club. .......

Well, now I know, that I'm really too much sensitive. And I'm sure about something else. I wasn't even his biggest fan. He was just like 'very good striker' of our club. But don't get me wrong, I liked him, after all those love words to club, how I couldn't. And before few weeks I was thinking if I chose THAT club, do I really love LFC. But when he left like this, without any words, I feel really bad. And I realise if I wouldn't love this club, then I wouldn't care so much. What you do to club, you do that to me. Now I'm sure that I love Liverpool Football Club.

(I think, I write that quite right. It's difficult for me to express feelings and in other language, you know)


what a surprise!

So, I come back home from uni and of course I know that there is somthing from my sister who now is far away.
So I see this huge present package and starting to open it. Ok, there is somthing red...and then .... OMG... I found this:

and burst into tears... Of happiness and understanding that I will never be such an awesome and flawless sister...



I'm lithuanian girl and created account just to be able to comment, so here won't be any posts, well, maybe few, it depends.
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Read more...Collapse ) I want to ask, how important to you is Liverpool fans behavior and image? Do you feel any responsibility commenting and doing other things as Liverpool Fooball Club fan/supporter?

p.s. it's hard for me to put my thoughts together and this is my first post, so don't be very hard on me...
Roy Hodgson will 'celebrate' 6 months in charge on January 1st, fans meanwhile cannot understand how he has survived this long.

The first six months of Roy Hodgson’s reign as Liverpool manager have seen him contradict himself and deliver more gaffes than you can keep track of.

Thankfully briankettle has done the hard work and compiled the best (should that be worst) of them here. Sit back and watch six months fly by with Uncle Roy telling the stories of how we are overstaffed, or is that a small squad? How we need investment in January, or we don’t? How winning at Bolton is famous, how Raul Meireles doesn’t have a specific position, how Northampton are mighty opposition and numerous other quotes you would never wish to associate with a man in the position of Liverpool FC manger.


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